IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS THEN YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO HEART.
This man’s name is David Bowie. Every day, he struggles with being completely perfect. Look at the sheer anguish captured in this picture. He is awesome and he knows it. This unfortunate condition was caused by his spaceship crashing here and stranding him among humans, whose sheer inferiority makes him seem even more incredible by comparison.
Unfortunately, there’s nothing that can be done. He is doomed to be forever remembered by history as an amazing individual. Please keep David in your thoughts.
I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing
A LITTLE BIT HAPPY BECAUSE I WILL NEVER HAVE AN AWKWARD PHASE. A LITTLE BIT SAD BECAUSE I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GROW UP AND REALIZE THAT EVERY ONE FEELS AWKWARD AND LONELY AND THAT THAT’S ONE OF THE KEY TRUTHS OF BEING HUMAN. A LITTLE BIT GLAD THAT I WILL NEVER HAVE TO FACE THE IMPRISONMENT OF ALWAYS WORRYING WHAT OTHERS THINK ABOUT ME. A LITTLE BIT SAD THAT INSTEAD I WILL ALWAYS BE AN ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT.
-ASH AGE 10
remember when I was 13 and I made an emo ash video
mayzie you’re a corn-snake not a candy-corn-snake get it together
There are better ways to release emotions than to harm yourself or others. Please promise me you’ll find one that works for you!
Alex begins a rap group named All Time Yo.
Yesterday, I was cosplaying as Shigure and I was sitting beside my orange cat while FaceTiming my best friend and I said “Say hello to Kyo!” in Shigure’s voice and put the camera on both of us and he attacked me and ran away! HE WAS IN CHARACTER, JFC. MY CAT WAS IN CHARACTER.